Pompous Wind.

Hay. Life.XP My family is absolutely CONSTIPATED.XP Gusto ko na bumalik sa bahay (i.e. apartment). Waaaah. I swear sometimes I seriously consider sitting them down and dragging out a long, draining, enlightening chat, but I never seem to muster up the energy. Gahhh. I doubt it'll get through their thick skulls though. As of now my parents think

1) wala akong muwang sa mundo (which is true but not THAT true, come on, I know plenty others who haven't even been outside their houses/school yet!XP Blech.

2) ako ay pakawalang-bata na 'di iniintindi ang pag-aaral (kaya magsisipaghuramintado nanaman 'pag nadatnan ang C/C+ ko sa Accounting, like THAT wasn't super normal.XP (pleeeeeeeeease sana C+ man lang!X0)

3) wala akong sense of responsibility etc at wala akong patutunguhan sa buhay

4) isa akong lakwatsera na imbes na nagpupuyat gabi-gabi para sa hinayupak na school (GRABE, 'di ko ginawa to! exag!XP) ay naglalamyerda lang ako kung san-san

5) wala akong morals dahil wala akong diyos (hellooooo) at madali akong massway ng mga dark forces (XP)

6) hindi ako gragraduate dahil siguro malululon ako sa droga o mabubuntis o kung ano man

7) inuusyoso ni inay kay ingga kung may boyfriend na daw ako. ISIPIN NIYO YUN??XP ako?? haller?? (to borrow from kapatid, wahaha) .....aba, MERON NGA!XD ('di naman alam ni mummy tong blog kong to e. HARHARHAR) mwah, my dear!:D

...in short, I am a dismal failure and a pathetic excuse for a daughter.XP Gahhh. Like they weren't losers in the first place na nagbabaling lang ng mga frustrations nila sa akin. Humpf.XP Why don't they live their own lives and pursue their own dreams instead of heaping them all on their poor children na ngayon ay nabrainwash na dapat maging CEO because any other occupation is hopelessly pathetic and will only signal your utter failure as a human being. (kasi si daddy hindi CEO e.XP) Humpf. Talk about walang pinatutunguhan sa buhay.XP Their fervent little speeches (which wear and tear along the edges after a bit, mind, you shouldn't blather the same speech every goddamn time because it begins to lose its bite, like super old pepper) would've actually made at least some oomph if they had actually done something with their lives, harrumpf. But no, they're all stuffed full of pompous wind to make up for the vast empty spaces of their unfulfilled lives. Bleah. Whatever.

I now know what a Jabberwocky is!:D Vaguely, yes, a little fuzzy, quite, and I need considerable license to make a reasonably accurate figure, but still, I know!:D