IT IS FINISHED.

I have survived.

SMEG SEM IS OVER! WHOO-HOO!!XD

SMEG! SMEG! SMEG IS I!XD

Finally.

Surely, I have learned a great deal for the past five most horrible months of my life. Such pearls of wisdom, which I shall graciously share with the world shortly hereafter, are surely invaluable to life. (I was most validated when I quoted them to my imaginary pet turtle and he concurred with my opinion (bobbled his head a bit).) Here they are, then:

1. If you are a risk-averse, you are not risk-lover.
2. Guys, obvious naman 'yan 'di ba?
3. Anuva!

...And thus, my considerable mental repertoire leaves SMEG sem greatly enriched. Huzzah!

Now, on to more important things, most speedily! Like movies! Malls! Happiness! Let us now erase from our memories all the dark, unnameable things that have plagued us, deep in the bowels of the accursed Ching Tan! Away, foul cretins!

On to happiness! On! On! (Forget the fact that you barely scraped a 3!)

GOOD-BYE, SMEG SEM! I am now considerably more and less of a peson because of you.:D

theHERETICisIN.
o come, all ye faithful.