It's me!:D

Ako na rin.:D Highlight what applies to you daw. Okidoki then.:)

smoked a cigar(ette) > nope. still haven't been tempted 'nuff.
madeout with a member of the same sex
crashed a friend's car > i don't even drive. loser. sniff.
stolen a car > and then do what with it? i can't drive. loser. sniff.
been in love > hmm. it's actually "love" rather than "in love." But oh, if you must.:) I love you dear.:)
been dumped > sana hindi. :'(
shoplifted > heh heh heh sure.
been fired > fired from what?o_0
been in a fist fight
snuck out of my parent's house
had feelings for someone who didnt have them back > i've only had two really really real "crushes" in my life, and i believe at both times they were reciprocated.:o
been arrested
made out with a stranger
gone on a blind date
lied to a friend
had a crush on a teacher
been to Europe
skipped school > it's but normal, isn't it?o_0
slept with a co-worker > what co-worker?o_0
seen someone die
had a crush on one of your LJ friends
been to Canada
been to Mexico
been on a plane
thrown up in a bar > not in a bar.:D
purposely set a part of myself on fire > hair?:D it shrivels up in such a fascinating manner.
eaten Sushi
been snowboarding > show where?:o
met someone in person from LJ
been moshing at a concert > not a concert dude, me.:P
been in an abusive relationship
taken painkillers > goodbye, dysmenorrhea! i worship you, advil!:D
love someone or miss someone right now > drat. you've made me into a complete pile of mush.:P but i miss you.:D
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
made a snow angel > again, snow?o_0
had a tea party
flown a kite
built a sand castle > or attempted to anyway.:D
gone puddle jumping
played dress up
jumped into a pile of leaves
gone sledding
cheated while playing a game (power overwhelming!!) > yes, power overwhelming.:D don't know how you can live without it.:D and show me the money.:D
been lonely
fallen asleep at work/school > hekhekhek. this is the norm.:D
used a fake id
watched the sunset > mmmm. one of the priceless joys in life.
felt an earthquake > it made my clay figure tumble down!XP
touched a snake > lovely.:D
slept beneath the stars > well, i almost fell asleep anway.
been tickled > grf.
been robbed > right under my nose, dagnabbit!:P
been misunderstood > sure.
petted a reindeer/goat > yike!
won a contest > way back in the high school days...
run a red light
been suspended from school
been in a car accident
had braces > still have 'em.
felt like an outcast > sure. almost all the time.
eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (make that in one hour or less)
had deja vu > had deja vu. had deja vu. had deja vu.
danced in the moonlight
hated the way you look > most of the time.:P
witnessed a crime
pole danced > to an invisible pole. hekhekhek.
questioned your heart > of course. we must be certain.
been obsessed with post-it notes
squished barefoot through the mud > bleh.
been lost
been to the opposite side of the country > almost.
swam in the ocean
felt like dying > literally. like my soul was floating away from my body. and no, i wasn't drunk or high at the time.:P
cried yourself to sleep > sniffle.
played cops and robbers
recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
sung karaoke > "livin' la vida loca" in my utterly manly voice, sure.
paid for a meal with only coins > poorness!
done something you told yourself you wouldn't > i have the EQ of a glowworm.:D
made prank phone calls > in my childhood.:D
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose > i don't think i have, but maybe i blocked the memory.:D
caught a snowflake on your tongue > snowwwww????
danced in the rain
written a letter to Santa Claus > and the Tooth Fairy.:D
been kissed under a mistletoe
watched the sun rise with someone you care about
blown bubbles
made a bonfire on the beach
crashed a party
gone rollerskating > skating?o_0 would that be a skateboard?o_0 rollerskates?o_0
had a wish come true
humped a monkey
worn pearls > all faux, man, all faux.
jumped off a bridge
screamed vagina in class > hmmm.:D
ate dog/cat food
told a complete stranger you loved them
kissed a mirror > hehehe vain.:D
sang in the shower
have a little black dress > i had one when i was a KID. now i don't have any. i suck.:P
had a dream that you married someone > yikes.
glued your hand to something > hehehehe mighty bond.:D
got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
kissed a fish
worn the opposite sexes clothes > you should see my high school pics.:D
been a cheerleader > yes, in complete contradiction with the previous statement.:P
sat on a roof top
screamed at the top of your lungs
done a one-handed cartwheel
talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
stayed up all night > this is the norm.:D
didnt take a shower for a week > almost, but no cigar.:D
pick and ate an apple right off the tree
climbed a tree > does two inches from the ground count?:D
had a tree house > but i wanted one though.:(
are scared to watch scary movies > but i absolutely love 'em.:D
believe in ghosts > waaaaaah mumu!X0
have more then 30 pairs of shoes > i wish.:P
worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
gone streaking
played ding-dong-ditch
played chicken
been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
been told you're hot by a complete stranger > again, i wish.:P
broken a bone
been easily amused > ako pa, ako ay mababaw.:D
caught a fish then ate it > yaaaaaaaak! wala man lang cooking in the middle??o_0
made porn
caught a butterfly
laughed so hard you cried > baliw.
cried so hard you laughed > baliw.
mooned/flashed someone
had someone moon/flash you
cheated on a test > hindi lt pramis.:D
have a Britney Spears CD

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Happiness is in a shopping bag.:D

Finally. After enough years have passed for the dinosaurs to make a return of the comeback part II revived again, I am finally able to blog again.:D Oh happiness.XD

Ohmy. Had almost forgotten the sheer euphoric high that only shopping and throwing away heapfuls of moneyy in order to acquire material things that increase my material wealth as well as up my material happiness and thus reinforce the materialisticness of my materialistic nature can give.XD Wahoo!:D Bought an absolutely gorgeous blazer that is absolutely sexy with only a bra underneath.:D (and pants, of course, and undies, wtf are you thinking??:o naughty, naughty.) Abs, here I come!XD Wahoo! And a prettyful dress.:o Me, wearing a dress!:o Can you imagine?:o I was going to buy absolutely sexy lingerie, but alas, the blazer had me pinned mercilessly under its utterly suggestive no matter how non-sentient gaze.:D Teeheehee.

Hmmm. If I subsist on canned tuna every week, I can save enough money to buy new clothes every weekend!:D Love.

Harrumpf, but I want to go bookshopping in booktopia.:o Nagkaroon ng booksale sa may dela costa last week, and I positively drooled.X0 Drool drool drool.X0 But one book is about equal to a new pair of pants or a new top, give or take a few hunnerds.X0 Utter sadness.

I shall have to choose between being a fabulously well-read frump or being a fabulously made-up emptyhead.X0 Oh, what a quandary. Well, if I don't eat I suppose I can be a fabulously well-read and fantastically made-up anorexic.:D

Speaking of that, people've been saying I'm growing thin. Ohno. (is that right? Growing thin?:o Or is it supposed to be, like, shrinking thin?:o Oh what a puzzle.) Ohmy. That is not the goal. The goal is buffness. Yahoo!

No time, no time, no time at all.:o I am juggling too many things.:o Hmmm. Already I've discarded the less important things, like my social life.XP Well, things aren't crumbling around me just yet.:D Hoom hoom.:D

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