Sunday, November 13, 2005

:(

Why does reading this create a big lump in my throat and make me want to cry? Am I utterly mushy now?:(

101 Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other, not sex)
16. One word: Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don't wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad; Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other's eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50.... PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren't close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes 7
3. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don't stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Buy her a charm bracelet/necklace w/her name on it.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Huh, who am I kidding. I am the most romantic mush-head on earth. Of course my blatant "oh, look at me, I am logic and practicality personified!" chuvaness is my feeble defense mechanism in trying to deny that I am in fzct a severely sappy mush-head who cries at romantic movies and daydreams of the 101 things mentioned above and more, a defense mechanism that has the neat label of "projection". (err, at least I think it was. Psy101 seems so far away.:o Hey wait, no, dagnabbit, that wasn't it!:o what's that defense mechanism when you become the exact opposite of that trait of yours that you don't like?:P) But you already know that.:P

...and the sembreak came. and the sembreak went.

theHERETICisIN.
o come, all ye faithful.

Is it too early for a Christmas wish list?

I wish I were pretty.

I wish I weren't tall and awfully gangly and spindly.

I wish time would just speed mercifully by so this horrendous charade would be over.X0

I wish I could believe in myself.

I wish there was something I could believe in myself.

theHERETICisIN.
o come, all ye faithful.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Hello!:D

Oh yeah, that's right, went to Palawan nga pala. Wheeeeeeeeeee fishies! Water! Snorkelling! Underground river! Bar-hopping (or a magnificent attempt to anyway)!

Well anyway. Now, on to more important, selfless efforts that strive for such things as the betterment of society and peace and goodwill to all men: Bigger Brighter Legs, here I come!XD Yippee!

Two weeks of vacation to go! Die school die!:D Curse you to the deepest bowels of the abyss!:D Yippee! All those in favor of slowly and deliberately dripping glutinous, richly onyx-colored, highly flammable kerosene all over the campus while belting out roaring gouts of maniacal laughter as a single flaming match slices a graceful, deadly arc of fiery death through the air to transform the vast edifices of terror into a great, blinding, scorching inferno of doom where the few brave teachers who valiantly but rather imprudently decide that a life without conviction and principles is no life at all (even if that life be somewhat short, thirty minutes tops) choose to consume the last moments of their lives heralding such ideals as education, discipline, and societal order (bah!) in completely anonymous glory, say AYE!

AYE!:D

...............and my sugar rush is over.:D Milo bars, yum.:D

theHERETICisIN.
o come, all ye faithful.